I think Morgan has been driven completely insane. He will take all of his
merp books and cut them up into paper dolls. He will then attempt to control the paper doll market on ebay as he slowly sells, buys, and resells his newly formed paper doll collection. Members of an internet paper doll collecting forum will come to identify Morgan as a scourge upon their once proud hobby. As they rail against his draconian collecting and selling practices, Morgan decides to remove himself from the influences of the cruel world and retires a hermit to the Western hills of Georgia. There he remains, until one day while searching a landfill for food, he comes across one of the first bottles ever used for the bottling of Coca-Cola. This monumental find propels him into the global spotlight of celebrity. After doing the morning talk show circuit, writing books on the history of Coca-Cola and bottles in general, Morgan decides to settle down to his Hawaiian beachfront villa with his super-model wife.
And who says I am not a sucker for a happy ending.
-PD
